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My fellow Americans,
In announcing his support for amending the US Constitution to ban gay marriage, President Bush declared that "The union of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution."
His words may sound convincing, but do not be deceived by his half-truths. Yes, for almost two millennia marriage has been defined as one man and one woman. Or maybe it was a man and a couple of women if the first one is infertile. And there's something about up to four wives but only if you can afford it... but I digress. Yes my friends, the important bit is the man/woman thing, and we can be confident on that point. But there is another aspect of marriage, equally founded in our traditions, that our president has conveniently left out. It shocks me that this fundamental part of our tradition, honed through millennia of human experience to promote the welfare of children and the stability of society, could warrant no mention from our Head of State.
As anyone born between 300 A.D. and 1960 could tell you, marriage is the union between one man and one woman of the same religious background and cultural values. The reason for this tradition is obvious and scientifically proven: children need the stability of one religious upbringing, one morality, and one set of holidays. Thousands of years of experience has shown that so-called "multicultural" households lead to confusion, experimentalism, and a Creole of ideas that rips at the basic fabric of our society. Is it any wonder that almost all modern religions have strong taboos against marrying outside of the faith?
Over the past two centuries, activist judges have chipped away at this ancient institution, leading to such modern vulgarities as Daddy's Catholic Roommate, Guess Who's Coming to Seder, and Heather Has Two Languages. Now the gates of opportunity have been opened by the magical words "Constitutional amendment," but we must act quickly, while we still have a president who feels that America's "commitment of freedom... does not require the redefinition of one of our most basic social institutions." It is a rare president that would place our cause above the twin institutions of freedom and tolerance, and rarer still that such a president remains in office for long.
— Bug AngerPosted by bug to Politics at February 26, 2004 9:59 AM | TrackBack