Since 1989 my friend Jay and I have exchange trapped presents at Christmas. When I say trapped I mean it in the classic Circle of Death game style — if you open the present carelessly a buzzer will sound or explosive cap will trigger. It all started when we were designing traps for live-action role-playing games, but quickly became a challenge to one-up each other each year. These days we open all the other presents first and then settle down with our flashlights, dentist tools and wire clippers to work on opening each other's presents while the rest of the family eats pie and enjoy themselves making unhelpful comments.
Jay and I each have our own style of trap-making. Jay has become a master of secreting traps in places that you'd think he couldn't access. His high-point is probably the time he gave me a deck of gaming cards that he had somehow unsealed, hollowed out, rigged with an exploding cap trap, then resealed and re-shrinkwrapped such that it looked like new again. (That's rivaled by Christmas 2003, when he managed to plant an explosive inside a cut-then-resealed chocolate egg.) My style leans towards completely mechanical traps, but I'm always trying a new angle on things. My favorite is still the time I gave him a "special" version of Looking Glass' PC game System Shock, which included a specially-included candy-red button in the second room of the game that when pressed would berate him for not checking closely for traps as it dropped powerful monsters on his head. (It always helps to know the programmers...)
The older traps have been lost to history (though perhaps one day I'll try to recreate the especially impressive ones) but below are some of our more recent creations.
Trap | Type | Designer | Date |
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Pick-a-peg |
Two-piece burr puzzle lock, stopper-lid box | Bug | July 2022 |
Julia |
Hidden marble maze puzzle lock, hinged-lid box | Bug | Christmas 2020 |
Aperture |
Two hidden move puzzle lock, sliding aperture opening | Bug | March 2019 |
13th Age Icon Box |
Hidden button puzzle lock, hinged-lid box | Bug | June 2018 |
Whack box |
Inertial puzzle lock, sliding-lid cigar box | Bug | Christmas 2017 |
Handcuffs Puzzle |
Disentanglement puzzle lock, hinged-lid box | Bug | Christmas 2016 |
Magnetic lock box |
Magnetic key lock, hinged-lid box | Bug | Christmas 2014 |
Candle trap |
Explosive trap, scented candle | Bug | Christmas 2013 |
Contact-trigger trap |
Audio trap, contact trigger, brass-embossed hinged-lid box | Bug | Christmas 2012 |
Diet Coke & Mentos, V.2 |
Chemical trap, chest | Bug | June 2008 |
Diet Coke & Mentos |
Chemical trap, chest | Jay | Christmas 2007 |
Laser |
Audio trap, chest | Jay | Christmas 2006 |
Under Glass |
Explosive trap, small box | Bug | Christmas 2006 |
Multishot pellet-gun trap |
Dart trap, hinged-lid box | Bug | Christmas 2005 |
Exploding drawer trap |
Explosive trap, drawer | Bug | June 2005 |
Teddy bear trap |
Audio trap, embedded | Jay | Christmas 2004 |
More to come...